Lyrics to song King of Intimidation by Alanis Morissette
For you they live in a quiet monastery
For you they wear whatever
you want them to as long as
it is short
They count to ten when you
tell them how to drive
And when they're afraid they
let you speak for them
All hail the king of intimidation
Model of Christian behavior
For you we wax; but still,
you check our legs
For you we chew our nails if
we had any, buy fake ones to
do it
We counted to ten temporarily
And it was somethin' about how
you talk down to me
All hail the king of intimidation
Model of Christian behavior
The room of compromise is
full and apparently you don't
want some
There's only so much we can do to
make you rest assured
I am single
I am weary
You're just jealous
You're just confused
You're just hungry
You're missing out
You're not happy
You, I pity
All hail the king of intimidation
Model of good Christian behavior
He knows not what he has wrongly done
Forgive his ignorant behavior
You are tortured
You are captured
You are busted
We were silent
You were tested
You knew better
You are lonely
Was it worth it?