Insane Lyrics

These are the lyrics to song Insane as performed by Eminem

Lyrics to song Insane by Eminem

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in
the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the
bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said We're
going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she'd
can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a
nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I
don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! The
bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just
hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" "Debbie
don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there,
stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you
he's fakin' it, I bet you I bet he probably just
want's to see how upset you would get I'll go
handle this of course, unless you object" "Ahh go
fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

Chorus
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would
know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! he's insane!

"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my
face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a
chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the
fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a
baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own
face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked
it up and played ping pong Then he played ping
pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's
got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower
out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath
it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he
took every fuckin' thing off Everything, except
his tank top and his training bra ain't he raw?
Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog Man that
motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog Shady dog,
what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along

Chorus
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would
know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! he's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then
tell me Would you rather get felched or do the
felching Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out
while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back
for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin'
man, can you smell me? I want you to feel me like
my step father felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick
the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the fuck
you saying?" I don't know help me! What the fuck's
happening, I think I'm fucking melting "Marshall I
just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing I'm
a big boy, I can do it by myself see I only get
naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me
a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" But it was
X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

Chorus
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would
know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! he's insane!