Medicine Ball Lyrics

These are the lyrics to song Medicine Ball as performed by Eminem

Lyrics to song Medicine Ball by Eminem

Oh my goodness
What have I done
Oh no
I can't believe it
it's like I've got the whole world in my palm
And I'm ready to
Drop it

Welcome to the Slim Shady mecca Rebeca
it's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
that's my sector
Homo sexual dissector
Come again rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bi-sexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lector in the guy section I betcha
I tantalize you and in less then 5 seconds I get ya
They say once bitten then twice shy
Well lie next to the guy
With 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
that's my kinda vibe what else should I try Lester
Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter
Then I guess I'll dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends

All my west side bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy queef and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the deep end sho enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up
Man you seen it all before you're all too familiar with it
there's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it
You know you with it girl, don't front oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the pussy cat dolls, Nicole you kidding?
I'll pee on Rhianna see man I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna room crazy gluing Madonna
To the lazy boy sofa fold her in two then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man who would of thought I
could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance
But the chick's so old she looks like she outlived a life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive if you weren't so defensive
It wouldn't be you're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kick stand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quickstand
Here you need a hand big man
Grab a hold of this branch with both hands
Man they don't understand I'm just a sick man
Now everybody is pissed at me like it's my fault
His name rhymes with so many different words jeez
So one last time mister Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please
Eminem I'm coming to kill you breath
Always hated you and I still do
you'll never fill my shoes my superman costume breath
doesn't even fit you they don't feel you
you're taking this shit to far breath
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore

I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends

The world is mine