My Mom Lyrics

These are the lyrics to song My Mom as performed by Eminem

Lyrics to song My Mom by Eminem

Yo yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus first Here we go now.

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs And that's
why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because my
mom loved valium and lots of drugs that's why I on
what I on cause I'm my mom.

My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of
hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho! But this is
just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I
became hooked on va-al-ya-hum Valium was in
everything food that I ate, The water that I drank
fucking peas on my plate, She sprinkled just
enough of it to sea-son my steak, So everyday I
have at least three stomach aches, Now tell me
what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow
up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My
teacher didn't think I was going be nothing
either, What the fuck you sticking gum up under
the fucking seat for? Mrs. Mathers your son has
been huffing ether, Either that or the mother
fuckers been puffing reefer, But all this huffing
and puffing wasn't what it was either, It was
neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she
thought, Pee in a tea cup? Bitch you ain't my
keeper, I'm sleeping, What the fuck you keep on
fucking with me for? Slut you need to leave me the
fuck alone I ain't playing, Go find you a white
crayon and color a fucking zebra.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I
am like I am cause I'm like her, Because my mom
love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I'm on
what I'm on cause I'm my mom.

Wait a minute this ain't dinner this is paint
thinner, You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no
complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain
killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and
put it in your potatoes you little mother fucker
ill make you sit there and make that retarded
fucking face without even tasting it, you better
lick the fucking plate you ain't wasting it, Put
your face in it before I throw you in the basement
again, And I ain't giving in, your gonna just sit
there in one fucking place spinning again till
next thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished
it I use the same shit again then when I make
spinach dip it will be placed into shit, you
little shit want to sit there and play innocent, A
rack fell and hit me at k mart and they witnessed
it, child support, your father he ain't slipped us
shit and so what if he did that ain't none of your dang business kid.

My mom there's noone else quite like my mom I know
why should let bygones be bygones But she's the
reason why I am high but I'm high on cause.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I
am like I am cause I'm like her, Because my mom
love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I'm on
what I'm on cause I'm my mom.

My mom loved valium now all I am Is a party
animal, I am what I am But I'm strong to be
finished wit' me val-ium spinach But my buzz only
lasts about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow
it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme
without you in it My valium, my
vaaa-eh-elll-liummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Man I never though that I could ever be A drug
addict nah, fuck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin, a
tragedy I'm fuckin passin it up catchin me And
it's probably where I got acquainted with the
taste ain't it? Pharmaceuticals of the bomb I'm
beautiful Secure the fuckin dog with the medicine
she done fed it Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say
that it has a headache Here want a snack, you
hungry you fuckin rat Look at that, it's a Zanex,
take it and take a nap Eat it, but I don't need
it, well fuck it then brake it up Take a little
piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up all
right Ma you win, I don't feel like arguin I'll do
it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin Stumble
hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed With a
bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I
am like I am cause I'm like her, Because my mom
love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I'm on
what I'm on cause I'm my mom. My mom I'm just like
her My mom my mom my mom x2
My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma Meh mommeh,
eh likah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you
though Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard
homie Yo take us on outta here.