Lyrics to song Steve Berman (Skit) by Eminem
Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man,
how you doin? Good to see you
again. What's up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Eminem: So what's up? How's orders
looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I
can't sell this fucking record.
Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who's Violent...?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this
record up my ass! Do you know
what it feels like to be told to have a
record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over
this. You know why Dre's record
was so successful? He's rappin' about
big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and
bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can't sell this shit!
Steve: Either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.