Stoned Lyrics

These are the lyrics to song Stoned as performed by Old 97's

Lyrics to song Stoned by Old 97's

Well I must have been stoned when this whole
started, 'Cause I just can't seem to think
straight anymore.

Can't figure out where I'm at, maybe Memphis,
maybe Mexico. I think you're swell but I ain't
gonna tell you so. I think you're great but it's
late and I'd better go.

Hitchhike to Rhome. Take the Greyhound to
Fredericksburg. Well I'm flat broke, I've been
smoking butts for days.

You say, "Maybe you can stay with me." I
say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan."
You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your
man. You're quite a kisser, but listen close and

Take a letter to God. "Dear Sir: I'm
dissatisfied. Well it ain't your fault they keep
pouring salt on my heart.

All I need is a brief reprieve. I keep leaving. I
ain't gettin' nowhere." Won't you linger, let
me run my fingers through your hair? Won't you
stay? I can't play like I don't care. I think
you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear. I
think you're fly and that's why I'm getting out of

Well, I must have been stoned. Good Lord, I wish
I'd been stoned.